Dick Wittington - Panto... But Not For Kids! (Adult only)

  For Adults  •  Pantomime


Friday 11 December 2026

Venue:  The Lights     map
Address:   West Street, Andover, Hampshire, SP10 1AH
Telephone:  Box office: 01264 368368

Dick Wittington - Panto... But Not For Kids! (Adult only)

Start time: 7.30pm

He’s got big dreams, a talking cat… and absolutely no idea what he’s getting himself into. Join Dick Whittington on a very different trip to London in this outrageous adult pantomime packed with cheeky innuendo, saucy jokes, outrageous costumes and enough double entendres to make your nan blush. 😏 Expect all the classic panto chaos, booing the villain, cheering the hero, and laughing until your sides ache, but remembers… IT’S NOT FOR KIDS! Our fabulous cast are filthier, the jokes are naughtier, and the audience participation is… considerably less innocent. Will Dick find fame, fortune, and the love of his life? Will the villain finally get what’s coming to them? And will the cast manage to keep it even remotely clean? (Spoiler: absolutely not.) Leave the kids at home, grab a drink, and get ready for a night of panto the way it should be! 🍸😂 Warning: Contains strong language, scandalous humour, and more innuendo than a Christmas cracker factory.

Venue's website:  thelights.org.uk
Venue's Facebook:   facebook.com/thelightsandover

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